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Nugget Procession

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02/05
Chicken nugget earnings / Chicken nugget eye patch / Chicken nugget necklace / Caul fat veil

Songs for sad girls

NON GRATA’s DIVERSE UNIVERSE NYC ’15 presented by WILD TORUS – Gowanus Ballroom – December 12, 2015 Read the rest of this entry »

The lost, nearly dead adventurer 

I love the snow.

When I was little, I would play a morbid game were I would pretend that I was a traveler on an expedition in Antarctica or Alaska…. Or whatever.

I would go into the backyard and trudge through the pristine, dense, knee high snow. My steps were exaggerated as I faked an epic struggle. I would grunt and breath deeply and pretend that I could no longer go on.

All my supplies where gone and rest of my troupe… Dead. I had failed. It had been days since I’d had my last meal. Read the rest of this entry »

Titanic and Celine Dion

Last night I watched the second half of Titanic, the last 3\4 of the fault in our stars, the last 3\4 of Pearl Harbor and most of of this rediculous Australian movie about a single women not marrying “the love of her life” and being transported to a life as if she had been married to that guy for the past 13 years.  She had a wipe a blonde kids ass numerous times in the film.   

Oh yeah, I also watched the wedding singer the day before.

Dance practice

Day 1 & 2
I have a relatively fat ass but it’s on a small frame. I had a moment the other day where I thought about my ass and thighs. As I squeezed and jiggled my hams and wondered what percentage of my body was, my legs. I wondered how many more years I could wear shorts before the cellulite takes over. My future had been genetically decided.

Today is the day that I chose to start collecting materials to make my tutu out of. One of the places I visited was American Apparel because I knew I’d find a leotard there. (The leotard is the base of the costume.)

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Proposal (accepted!)

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AGENDA: To push my own abilities

When I was growing up, I took ballet classes. The last time I visited my parents, I found a recording of one of my dance recitals from 1993. I was 6 years old. Read the rest of this entry »

Candy

Eating easter candy purchased at full price in February.
Stewing and continuing to lose muscle mass.
Wasted calories that won’t burn.

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Found in a folder called “college crap project”. When I first opened it, my computer crashed.

Jellie – Nov 29, 2009 4:06 AM

Lumen Festival 2014

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Photo Courtesy of Dan Fuller @pfscht
#lumen2014 #statenisland how to swim in a pool of meat #yesbutisitart?” Read the rest of this entry »

Feminine Steak


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Full video coming soon…

PERFORMANCY FORUM: CONTRACEPTION AND CONTRABAND

Work Performed – Feminine Steak
Curated by: Panoply Performance Laboratory
June 14, 2014

Steak Waltz – Figment New York 2014

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Bushwick Open Studios – Steak Party

10436257_10202665219286479_5521946295814297776_nBOS – Jeffersonian 2014
Photo by Jonathan Phelps

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I’ve been published!

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The Bodega Monthly Anthology
Full text here: Old Spice

Why Won’t Anyone Dance With Me?

Sacred Sensoreal: Bizarre Bushwick
Work Performed: Steak Face IV (Why won’t anyone dance with me?)
Video shot by Patricio Jihon
Curated by Wild Torus
March 19, 2014