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there’s a vibration
“hey this is jeff from last night ;)”
throw the phone… lament
The apartment was acceptable.
The room had a window and door.
I told the broker that I would take it.
I scribbled on a piece of paper to finalize the deal.
As soon as my pen left the contract, I noticed an open door.
In the room was a solitary litter box.
There was litter and dried up cat turds all over the floor.
Large mounds of litter covered every square inch of the small windowless room.
I could already feel the blue and grey pebbles stuck to the soles of my bare feet.
I didn’t even notice any cats living there.
One of the producers handed me a mangle peice of steak.
“Can you fo rinse this off, it has some glass stuck to it.”
October 10, 2011
I had just gotten home from the super market. I was sitting outside on the front porch. I had a roll of lifesaves that I was carefully unwrapping and picking out the white ones. They are were favorite. I never understood/accepted why they assigned pineapple to the color white.
Novemeber 17, 2010
“Ok now I’m upset. I told you not on Friday!”
“Ok, ok.”
I couldn’t figure out what they were arguing about because I could hardly hear them over their crying baby.
My dad says, “I forgot how hard it was being a baby…”
jelliebeers 