jelliebeers

hey, bay beh

I DON’T UNDERSTAND

can someone teach me how to do this?

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Paranasal Infection

metal sinuses
i can’t even bend over
pink bags are swollen

my favorite place

chinatown alone
nostalgic of being fat
sunday afternoon

 

Allison Wonderland

never have i ever felt so hopeless
my phone is a greenish gray and non responsive
nothin nothin gnoting notihing!!!!!

help me

fuck

my jacket seems green now

why is it so early

i want my mom?

it feels like 2 pm on the worst day of my life

25

odaxelagnia

on my right fore arm
i frequently get bruises
where i bite myself

luv me baby

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;)

there’s a vibration
“hey this is jeff from last night ;)”
throw the phone… lament

CAT SHIT ROOM

The apartment was acceptable.
The room had a window and door.
I told the broker that I would take it.
I scribbled on a piece of paper to finalize the deal.
As soon as my pen left the contract, I noticed an open door.

In the room was a solitary litter box.
There was litter and dried up cat turds all over the floor.
Large mounds of litter covered every square inch of the small windowless room.
I could already feel the blue and grey pebbles stuck to the soles of my bare feet.

I didn’t even notice any cats living there.

October 24, 2011

One of the producers handed me a mangle peice of steak.
“Can you fo rinse this off, it has some glass stuck to it.”

LifeSavers

October 10, 2011

I had just gotten home from the super market.  I was sitting outside on the front porch.  I had a roll of lifesaves that I was carefully unwrapping and picking out the white ones.  They are were favorite.  I never understood/accepted why they assigned pineapple to the color white.

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Baby

Novemeber 17, 2010

“Ok now I’m upset.  I told you not on Friday!”
“Ok, ok.”
I couldn’t figure out what they were arguing about because I could hardly hear them over their crying baby.

My dad says, “I forgot how hard it was being a baby…”