Cake

“Oh but, I can’t have my cake and eat it too… but, I am.
You are?  Really?
I’m an idiot!
I’m letting you have that fucking cake.
I’m letting you have that cake with ice cream!  With fucking chocolate syrup, sprinkles and a fucking cherry… put whip cream on it!

I can’t give you anymore cake.
You know, like, I’m not a cake factory.
People run out of cake!
I don’t have enough cake to give you anymore!
You don’t deserve… my cake.”